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music for clowns

by Tom Woodward

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sad nonsense 04:33
An old friend called today She said I should say goodbye She's got it all prepared As if suicide were a barbecue I sit so far away Thinking about America And how we stayed in Memphis On the day that Elvis died Sad nonsense Will get you through It's all there is to say Give yourself six more months Clichéd persistence It's all you can do I crashed my car and I Moved back to my father's place Walking by the creek Strangers having arguments Sound and fury screams Actors in a nightmare joke God is such a cunt But oh how we love Him so Dead soldiers Fill the sink When dad isn't home It's just me and my drink Dead soldiers Fill the screen Is it just a bad dream? The sign up ahead Is riddled with bullet holes In this post-traumatic town I hear explosions at 2 am I replace coffee with tea And vodka with exercise Another new age meme To whitewash the pointlessness Life does not provide Equal welfare to its participants No, life does not provide Equal welfare to its participants Sad nonsense will get you through That's all there is to say Give yourself six more months The cliché of persistence It's all you can do
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Welcome to the foodchain Would you like some tea? It hits when you can't sleep Makes you grind your back teeth Wondering just who you are A stranger in a bar A rider from afar Do well, Madam Candle Take whatever's free You let me know what love is It's blowing up a castle Watching all the peasants burn Until it is your turn There'll be nothing new to learn This dark mind It's doing me in It's doing me in Whatever shall we breed? Whatever shall we breed? Don't you like to breathe? Don't you like to breathe? I'm worshipping the ice man Fire licks his face Melting into nothing His tombstone puddle rising The darkness makes the light so strong The subject of a song The subject of a song This dark mind Is doing us in It's doing us in It's doing us in Don't you like to breathe? Don't you like to breathe This dark mind It's doing us in It's doing us in
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posers 03:25
You've got so much going on Don't you love it Don't you love it You've got so much going on With my habit My dirty habit I'm burning up in the sun I'm still a child a stupid child It takes a lot to catch on I'm in the slow lane decrepit highway You're such a sensitive guy Everybody else is a racist You boo at all the right times Can you cradle everything you hate now Another one tempting dawn In the main street In your ski mask Viva la revolution We're such posers In emperor's clothes We're such posers In emperor's clothes You've got so much going on Don't you love it Don't you love it You've got so much going on With your habit Your dirty habit You're burning up in the sun You're still a child A stupid child It takes a lot to catch on You're in the slow lane Decrepit highway Another one tempting dawn In the main street In your ski mask Viva la revolution We're such posers In emperor's clothes We're such posers In emperor's clothes
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I love American girls They make me feel so hot The sun is brighter in California And it shines And it shines I float across the sea Dreaming of summer-time Thinking of you and me Drinking that summer wine So I lock my heart and disappear forever And I gotta be strong so I gotta try and not dream Of running away, running away with you Coz love's a dangerous game A dangerous game we play
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Squeeze out of your fake white coffin Mediocre black out boy Consumer toy and soon you'll be working The gratitude of slavery In the gulag above the school Nobody made up this rule Nobody's there Nobody's there Squeeze back in your fake white coffin It doesn't matter that no one will grieve You're just a toy who got old and battered And now you have reprieve From the gulag above the school Nobody made up this rule Nobody's there Nobody's there
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big dada 06:01
I'm running on empty Big dada's gonna come and fill me up
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Animatronic dancer Genuflecting Waiting for the big man To raise his thumb The big man Raise his thumb Put on your costume Performing in a figure of you Judge and jury Feed the tiger Hole-hole-holy zoo Broken cages Transcending ages God, god, god, god, god God please let us dance We swear we won't take off our Terrified eyes Peer out from a plastic screen A battle in the park between Brothers and sisters Missers and misters Come as you die In the face off In the face off roar In the face off In the face off roar My predilection My predilection My predilection Animatronic dancer Genuflecting Waiting for the big man To raise his thumb Waiting for the big man Raise his thumb
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I love you You hate me Shotgun glass Shattering Slapped down by Your emoticon Is killing me Can you please 
Take it back? I have bad Leprosy Why would anybody like you want me Why would anybody like you want me Sexy troops are coming The bombs will fall Sexy troops are coming The bombs will fall Sexy troops are coming The bombs will fall Escape with me From the universe
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Sensitive singer songwriter Pouring out your heart to the room Jenny’s freaking out on acid She wants everyone to get nude Bill’s drinking off his hangover From 25 nights before Sensitive singer songwriter Doing this for the love you had when you were just a child Wishing maybe you could stay a child more In this big man’s backyard world Sensitive Singer songwriter Pouring out your heart to the room But nobody really cares They’re pretending they believe in you But hey’re drinking too much and eating too much Whingeing about the bums on the street Oh sensitive singer songwriter Your days are almost complete Oh sensitive singer songwriter You’re completely obsolete
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water falls 05:12

credits

released March 1, 2016

all instruments recorded, performed and written for by Tom Woodward except:

strings on Sad Nonsense by Happy Axe (soundcloud.com/happy-axe)

flutes, back up vocals & breath on Water Falls by Aria Stone

squiggly sounds on Giant Dildos In The Sun by Katie Woodward on a 19th Century pump organ

cover photo from "Tyne & Wear Archives & Museums"

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